02/25/07 Big Meanie here, Howdy all. Oscar Night....whoopdi do! Here I am on evening of the Gay Superbowl writing a bunch of fractured nonsense in a desperate attempt to get my writing out of a terrible funk. I have super writer's block. They always tell you just to keep writing in hope that it might jumpstart. As you can see, that my battery appears to be dead. Ugh! I will try again tomorrow. In the meantime, here are my Oscar picks:
Best Picture: Jackson Pollack's #9
Best Actor: That Guy with the hair who does that that thing to that other guy with the Gun.
Best Actress: That Girl with the green eyes who dances with that guy in that movie about World War Two.
Best Rock Band: Fall Out Boy
Best Foreign Adapted Rock Song: That Fallout Boy song about the guy who wants the girl but can't have her because she doesn't like guys who like Fallout Boy.
See what I mean? This is total crap. Not funny or clever or anything the least bit amusing. Stop reading this....I beg of you.
Yours for a better tomorrow,
Big Meanie
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