"Pay no attention to that man behind the curtain!"

02/26 Hello everybody! Big Meanie here. I gotta lay off the crack pipe!!! I can't beleive some of the crap I wrote yesterday. Is there any chance in hell there is a way I can erase that stuff from yesterday's posting? Please advise. Good Gawd!

P.S. $#%&^&%#%#(*^!7%!@@#q%$#%e^^ry%%$^%$^*&*&^^*&^$#$#%#

Yours in health & resonably good conscience.

Big Meanie

Oscar Snubbed me again!!!!!

02/25/07 Big Meanie here, Howdy all. Oscar Night....whoopdi do! Here I am on evening of the Gay Superbowl writing a bunch of fractured nonsense in a desperate attempt to get my writing out of a terrible funk. I have super writer's block. They always tell you just to keep writing in hope that it might jumpstart. As you can see, that my battery appears to be dead. Ugh! I will try again tomorrow. In the meantime, here are my Oscar picks:

Best Picture: Jackson Pollack's #9
Best Actor: That Guy with the hair who does that that thing to that other guy with the Gun.
Best Actress: That Girl with the green eyes who dances with that guy in that movie about World War Two.
Best Rock Band: Fall Out Boy
Best Foreign Adapted Rock Song: That Fallout Boy song about the guy who wants the girl but can't have her because she doesn't like guys who like Fallout Boy.

See what I mean? This is total crap. Not funny or clever or anything the least bit amusing. Stop reading this....I beg of you.

Yours for a better tomorrow,

Big Meanie

02/24 Big Meanie here. I had a whole gaggle of grievances last night on my way home from work, but when I woke up this morning..Poofff! they're gone. This is quite frustrating, how am I supposed to be pissed off all the damn time if I can't remember what angered me in the first place?
Don't worry it will come back to me. In the meantime, I have decided that the Month of April will be Big Meanie History Month. That gives me little over a month to mine the archives for Big Meanie History. Don't worry, there will be plenty of good stuff. Even if I have to make shit up.

Hugs and Kisses

Big Meanie

02/10 BM- Dear Bloggery, I have a bad cold. Boo Hoo.... That's it. I have nothing new to say.Nothing to say about that crazy lady astronaut or Anna Nicole Smith, or Flat Screen TV's, or what a pussy city Boston is for being afraid of the Moonenites, or why people get so excited to see shitty commercials during the Super Bowl, or Global Warming or George Bush or Hillary Clinton...Blah,Blah,Blah... This blogging stuff sucks...or it's just that I suck at it.It's probably the later. Anyhoo....I should go. I'm not really feeling too cynical or zany today...This damned bug has sucked all of the energy from me.
Hugs and Kisses,
Big Meanie

02/07

BM- Howdy! Big Meany here. The training wheels are off! I am now officialy a blogger. Hurray!Woopdi Dooo!!
Just what the world needs; more inane, stupid banter and useless, redundant opinions. Between the internet and cellphones, never in the history of communications have so many have so little to say.

Yours for a better tommorow,

BM

Naming our first Blog

C:

My husband (the other half of this blog team) and I find many ways to entertain ourselves. Creating answering machine messages can take hours. Naming this blog took nearly 20 minutes. Though to tell the truth, we actually agreed on a concept quickly. It's just that "shut your pie hole" and "shut your cake hole" were taken. A quick review of foods eaten by typically annoying types led us to scones. Wait, I eat scones.

BM:

Hi!! This is my first Blog. I'm very nervous because it's my first time. Please don't laugh at the size of my blog. Remember, it's not the size of the blog, it's what you are able to do with your blog that matters. Just be gentle with me. Thank you- Big Meanie